rickwakeshit:

rickwakeshit:

I like being a fan of king crimson because all of the energy that music fans normally put into being angry at people on the internet is replaced with finding increasingly bullshit ways to upload ITCOTCK to youtube without being copyright claimed

wilkodyke:

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

xenosagaepisodeone:

*walks up to a pair of dysfunctional parents* so which one of you is passively resigned to your stressful, unfulfilled life and would be much happier if you weren’t married and which one of you is the toxic destructive monster with a sad backstory

Friendly reminder that she

moldgrowth:

peoplegettingreallymadatgay:

regularlesbian:

sourdoughnibblers:

*me praying in church*: hey jesus?   wanna give me a small mammal? 

me at home on sunday: hmm today i will touch my small mammal *i reach for the mammal and instead find a small scroll that reads “I.O.U.” in aramaic* not again

chum-personable:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

fallingtowers:

*puts an estradiol patch under my tongue like i’m dropping acid*

The other day I was at a house party and a guy saw me taking my estradiol and asked if he could have one

Irene that was a veiled cry for help